Archive for the ‘Tasty Spam’ Category

The magic that resides in my Spam file has been ignored for too long… Have you noticed that spammers are very worried about us?  I mean, they are REALLY concerned about my happiness and well-being. A sensitive fellow named Tanner Gonzalez emailed me this morning. In apparent concern for my womanhood, he offers forth SizeUp! the panacea […]

More from my spam file. I have to browse the file, first and foremost, because normal messages are often corralled into the wrong place. Sorry Red Cross, I can’t help with your disaster relief fund because your message was sandwiched between ‘hotttcamzz’ and ‘totally roooccckkkeeedddd!!!!’ Then I’m lured in to read some nonsense that always […]

Remember that 30-page paper I have due April 1? Yep, I’m working at a snail’s pace on that one. My spam file is a veritable treasure trove of good fortune. Those spaminators are offering me the perfect solution. An answer to my deepest procrastinator tendencies. Sent: Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:25:19 PM Subject: Fw: Do […]

I don’t understand this crap that floods my spam file. Until a few months ago, I only received the occasional odd message. Now, I think I get about 85 a day. And it’s not Russell Stover peddling Valentine’s chocolates or asking me to reorder prenatal vitamins I haven’t bought online in 2 1/2 years. […]