By any other name


I just nabbed this meme from Building a Bakery, simply because it made me laugh. It probably won’t make you laugh, but… whatevs.

Here you go:

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):

Edian Richard

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):

George Dick

(That’s either a comedian, or a really cranky old man)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):


(For the record, I like this version of the Star Wars name better: First three letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name; and then, first two letters of your mother’s maiden name, first three letters of the city where you were born. CONFUSED YET? Anyway… here is that result:)

Marnd Vapor

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):

Lavender Chia Pet

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):

Lynn Sin City

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):

The Pink Gin and her sidekick Tonic

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):


8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):

Rocky Road Dough

(I don’t like cookies *as much* as I love DOUGH)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):

Sammie Burensburg

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):

Bunky Shamrock


7 Responses to “By any other name”

  1. Your answers and Kari’s answers make me laugh. My name doesn’t work very well for this. I don’t have a middle name and the first two letters of my last name don’t combine well with the other elements.


    I shall call you Bunky from now on 😉

  3. No fair. Sin City sounds way cooler than my town. 😉

  4. Kermit 44 doesn’t sound pornlike at all.

    and Lynn Sin City is simple divine!

  5. Bunky Shamrock! That’s perfect. Gives me the shudders, though.

  6. Bunky Shamrock needs to be the alter ego you possess every St. Patrick’s Day. The one who drinks copious amounts of green beer and slurs hilarious Irish jokes at everyone you meet.

    And now even though you didn’t ask, I’m playing, too, because it looks like too much moniker fun to miss:

    1. Witness Protection Name: Anne Frances. (Not bad! Though I sound like a nun.)
    2. NASCAR Name: John Michael (Vincent? Anyone?)
    3. Star Wars Name: Lakerri (Pronounced Lak-err-ee, of course)
    3.5 Your preferred version of my Star Wars Name: Kerrla Snspo (Much! better; I agree!)
    4. Detective Name: Cerulean Black-Stallion (Because if I were a P.I., I would totally hyphenate)
    5. Soap Opera Name: Anne Portland (Catchy!)
    6. Superheroine Name: The Green Vodka Cranberry Avenger
    7. Fly Name: Kash (Oh yeah, baby)
    8. Gangsta Name: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Oreo (It rhymes!)
    9. Rock Star Name: Iggy 22nd (ha!)
    10.Porn Name: Petry Decatur (I’m too sexy for my shirt…)

  7. 7 goodmum

    Ok, this is the first time I’ve ever visited your blog (followed the link from your comment on Gorilla Buns, but I need to steal this. May I? Pweeze?

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